Dark chocolate cake with raspberry mousse filling and white chocolate buttercream.
THIS. IS. AMAZING.
My boss was wearing a shirt with this door on it yesterday. Must show her this.
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I’ll take 1000.
Soooo, what do you guys think of me using these googley eyes as pasties to a burlesque number to “Dare to be Stupid” by Weird Al? :D
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Rainbow trout crochet dildo cozy for Pride! (Taken with Instagram at The Tool Shed: An Erotic Boutique)
I MADE THIS!
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oops i need one
want
no but gimmie
OMG.
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Why stop at steak? SPARKLE ALL FOOD!Salt Glitter
Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)
wait wait wait.
does that mean you can EAT it.
Who has two thumbs and intends to eat a rainbow steak in her future?
HOLD THE FUCK UP
TRYING THIS FOREVER
What if men were photographed the way women typically were? I love this!
The moment I saw the first picture my first thought was, “Dear God that man is gorgeous.” So… I guess they photograph women that way because they’re doing it right? Hehe. We need more male models shot this way!
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I Kissed A Girl is a boner dyke anthem for straight girls who like to turn guys on by making out or like faking gay. I hate Katy Perry! She’s offensive to gay culture, I’m so offended. She’s just riding on the backs of our culture, without having to pay any of the dues and not being actually lesbian or anything at all. She’s on the cover of a fucking gay magazine.
–Beth Ditto (via prayforprada)
Seriously Beth. I LOVE YOU
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Knitting. Burlesque. Fandom. Crafts. Polyamory. General Geekery.
